Even if you're boring, you're still being tracked.

Big Brother isn't watching you

So you don't understand how mass surveillance works? "Big brother" isn't "watching" you in real time, they're collecting and storing all the data they can en masse and having AI look at it for them. I personally object to the warrantless collection and storage of everyone's data.

They aren’t watching, but they are recording so they can watch later at their leisure and skip the commercials.

How does big brother know about my porn preferences if big brother isn't watching me masturbate? Checkmate.

Sounds like a contradiction.

This misrepresents how mass surveillance works.

It's high-throughput big-data processing. It's not a lad sitting in a room watching you specifically.

That's half true, no one cares about you in particular but they still collect everything to have a database of all thing that could possibly care about in the future, Snowden did a great job revealing that and while it wasn't state driven you can take a look at the Cainbridge Analytica story if you want to know what's possible even if no one ever cares about you specifically, keep in mind that that's even possible with very outdated technology by todays standards!

Except for that one woman in the NSA, she loves your dick pics.

What if i just don't feel comfortable for you to know when i watch porn?

Funny anti big brother propaganda. Hope you don't mean it serious. They are watching you

Well then, I guess it's time to turn it up a notch. This one's for all you hard working nerds, whomps, freaks and losers at the NSA

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Now this is a doubleplusgood meme

How does he know my preferences if he's not watching me though?

Sounds like I’m not that boring then 😤

Big brother isn't watching you because you're not a party member, merely a lowly prole. Deal with it!

i feel watchedattacked

Big Brother isn't watching you... now he's watching your porn.

To be fair, I don't watch Big Brother either because it's boring.

Is Big Brother watching my porn though?

I'd like to know what preference is standard and not weird

Is this the new propaganda angle? Because I can assure you he is.

Am I boring or are my porn preferences weird?

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