this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The thing that bothers me most is that it's marked as urgent but clearly there is no action required.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

It seems pretty urgent that they read the message though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's urgent that the recipient be ominously warned of dire consequences forthcoming. Quite courteous, really!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's a obligatory single choice and since the others aren't the case, it has to be this one

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Mmm maybe she pondered upon his orb without permission

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have pondered that orb 😒

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nonsense. You should be pondering all orbs at all times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just not that one

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oof, sounds like somebody forgot to put their orb in incognito mode. Always clear your pondering history, folks!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Easy, just give the wizard an orb to ponder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What an awkward way to find out your boss was sworn into, and is now being hunted by, the local klan. 😬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That was my first thought too. What's this orb pondering business everyone's on about?

[–] Squirrel 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's a 196 thing, I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The rare combo of "this is neither something you should call back about, nor will I call again...but it is urgent."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Makes me want to call them back even harder...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
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