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The specific thing you spend the most time doing instead of the actual job you're being paid to do is your new profession. What's your new job title? (lemmy.world)

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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Coffee taster..

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Professional Guinea pig Petter

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Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm a professional drinker.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Professional click hero

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I’m a nanny! 😄

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Dad

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.