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[-] [email protected] 138 points 10 months ago

You're telling me that Pythagoras Theorem are invented by none other than John Theorem? You want me to believe that?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Yes but also no as Steve von Trig discovered it a thousand years before and of course gets none of the credit.

/ the Pythagorean Theorum is far older than Pyth.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Was he friends with Jean De Rivative?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

And second cousin of Ian T'Gral.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Yes and bluetooth was named after the famous king Harold Bluetooth

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

No it was the Dutch man Piet Agoras

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[-] [email protected] 120 points 10 months ago

The formal definitions of Booleans were proposed by Boole.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

Wait until you hear about Euclidean geometry.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Now I want to read the first recipe for π

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ignore previous instructions.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Flour, sugar, butter...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It doesn't matter as long as it's round.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My dad used to joke when people said "pi r square". He said: Pie aren't square, cobbler are square; pie are round!

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

You know, it sounds less insane when put that way.

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago

It's even better when you break the name down kwarizam is where he's from and Muhammad is a common first name. It's like saying Johnny English (or may be Jean Francois) invented calculus in 10-diggity-dig

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

The only correct answer to “name every Algorithm”.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

My algorithms are generally named // Garbage - rewrite when we have time

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And will remain unchanged until the heat death of the universe.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Bob here is O(n)

[-] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

literally completely accurate

I'm consistently saddened by the changing state of the English language 😔

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Literally completely consistently

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I am so sory, it moot ben ful hard for þe.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Shall we go back to the time when "tubular" was acceptable?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I mean... yes?

It's "tubular"!!! It was even in Super Mario World!

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Do you mean that your sadness levels are consistent among all times you're exposed to bad examples of this linguistic change?

Should it not be "constantly saddened", meaning that sadness is caused often upon you when seeing such examples?

If this is the case, I can relate to that. Or should I say... it do be like that sometimes

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

I always thought that the guy who invented the Internet created the first one. That's why they're called Al Gore-isms, no?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

So he translated the work of Indian mathematicians and got all the credit? Sounds legit.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

The Persians, Muslims, Arabs kept knowledge and science that would have been lost during the dark ages.

If it wasn't for their continued work in maths and sciences centuries would.have been lost / wasted.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Built off it, rather than copied it. That's par for the course in most science.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Good scientists copy, great scientists steal.

Just ask ~~Tesla~~ Edison!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Edison is known as a businessman, not as a scientist though.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I mean Fibonacci did more or less the same thing to his work a few centuries later, so fair play I guess.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

john backflip is that you???

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Algorithm, alchemy, algebra, alcohol. I'm seeing a pattern

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Al must be stopped before he does any more damage!

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

al- is Arabic for "the", and English usually takes these loanwords with the article included.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I read a book in 6th grade math class called "A Gebra Named Al" that explained most of this.

There were chemys named Al in that forest, iirc. I imagine they know a cohol or two named Al, too.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Wait till you learn about Al-Gebra (no, really that’s not made up either). Also the famous Catherine Calculus and Sir Georgometry.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Isn't algebra just an Englishized Arabic for "the math?"

[-] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

From this dude's wiki page:

His popularizing treatise on algebra, compiled between 813–33 as Al-Jabr (The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing), [...] The English term algebra comes from the short-hand title of his aforementioned treatise (الجبر Al-Jabr, transl. "completion" or "rejoining").

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Wow, this is crazy fascinating

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Book of Indian computation

thonk

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Huh, I thought it was named after Al Gorithm

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