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Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine (gizmodo.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sharknado Origins: Orinoco Blow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interingly, a somewhat similar idea already exists in movie form.

Source: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Cocaine Shark

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

They got it from the Colombian sharks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Well....that's certainly a sentence I read today that I didn't think I would.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Morder o ser mordido

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Scientists were suspicious when they observed them grinding their teeth and coming home from the club at 7 AM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time for the Cocaine Shark movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Cocaine Sharknado (2025) I am so ready

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

How many is a Brazilian?