Regarding Crowdstrike I have to add:
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase stop using snake oil. Cyber-Hyper-Cloud-AI-Treath-Detection is bullshit.
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Regarding Crowdstrike I have to add:
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase stop using snake oil. Cyber-Hyper-Cloud-AI-Treath-Detection is bullshit.
I remember testing their software many years ago and asking myself, what the fuck does it actually do? There was no control. How do I scan and remove threats? It was just a fancy dashboard with bullshit metrics
THERE IS NO WARRANTY THAT THE OFFERINGS OR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS WILL BE ERROR FREE, OR THAT THEY WILL OPERATE WITHOUT INTERRUPTION OR WILL FULFILL ANY OF CUSTOMER’S PARTICULAR PURPOSES OR NEEDS. THE OFFERINGS AND CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. NEITHER THE OFFERINGS NOR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY, OR PROPERTY DAMAGE
Its also a funny thing. I mean, somehow thought: "its okay. They say not to use it in places where fault tolerance is important, but let's do it anyway".
That was what I noticed too, and we just evaluated it and I couldn't see the utility in any of their stupid graphs. Why to I need to see this graph of the malware "moving laterally" when this graph is post facto... I'll already be infected with something. I don't need yet another way to run remote commands on my end points, I can just do it with powershell.
I don't call the shots ultimately, so whatever, but I was not impressed. Just age old signatures with paint and plaster covering it.
Honestly, Death to Microsoft.
This was an interesting read!