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I thought you was black, man?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

username checks out

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“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Hack the Gibson

[-] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Checks the fuck out 💯

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

I loved this movie. I'm not gonna change my mind!

I'm also not gonna watch it again any time soon ...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Yes you will.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That OST is full of great tracks.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

They Dorf'd him.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Hack the planet!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Hack the planet!!!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

"Its in that place where I put that thing that time."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

There's a spiritual successor to Hackers that I'd like to see, and here's the way you generate the script for it:

It's a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There's no stakes because if they get caught they're just going to say "Yeah you caught me, here's my letter, call this manager and we'll go from there" so it's got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

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Crowdstrike the planet

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

This is a fake picture, I see no furries

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I feel like angelina Jolie's career peaked at this point

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think so, she was better known for Mr and Mrs Smith and Lara Croft but whatever she did in Salt was what tanked her and justifiably so

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, there's a movie I keep forgetting about.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Can't believe people just blame Salt when Wanted was way worse

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Good song tho.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Razor and Blade should be real

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, they're leet

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