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[-] [email protected] 227 points 11 months ago

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It's Chinese.

[-] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago

Oh no! We're not even the #1 at making gun-cars?

[-] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

Deh terk er jerbs!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

I see China is on board with the monitors that look like they were glued to the dashboard and not actually part of it asthetic. I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

twin throttle controls are usually for different engines; it's not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring.

maybe this vehicle has two engines to allow its owner to really gun it?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I see what you did there.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

maybe this vehicle has two engines

It actually has four engines. One for each wheel.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

win throttle controls are usually for different engines; it's not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring

Oh I bet they touch it sometimes.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Gotta appease the American buyers

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

And apparently it's amazing. I'm sure it has lots of spyware.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Amazing? It looks like it was designed by my ADHD when I was 6.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

No, they actually finished it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Hahaha. A deep cut and a burn.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If he can finish dialling $emergency_number he may even get treated for that burn.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Well that makes me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again...

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

They do make some good products, but they also make tacticool RGB gamer motherboards that are quite showy. My latest build is all black, no lights.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

my gigabyte products make me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Never had any issues with mine but I know they're not known to be the best

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Used em for nearly 20 years but their newer stuff has some reduced build quality in favour of aesthetics. The model I bought had particularly bad coil whine (as did it's RMA replacement) so I shifted from them.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Why?

Most online gaming is fps or RPG. Why would a magazine be offensive if a sword wasn't.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm going to guess because of the gun deaths epidemic.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

American designed, not necessarily American made.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Which is funny because that's a GLOCK, which is an Austrian pistol.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

That is absolutely, 100% not a Glock

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

It's even funnier that it's a Chinese vehicle.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Missed opportunity to make the door opener a trigger.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What, are they talking oven gloves? I have no idea what I'm looking at.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dongfeng M-Hero 917

Guess where it's not made

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Batman-proof car

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

That's one way to ensure you get shot by the police.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The CCP police will at least torture you to confirm party loyalty before killing you rather than summarily executing you on the spot.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"No, it's not."

"No...no, it's not... But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

RoboCop gonna want his piece back.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

this fits my brain on the roads lately. It’s not only American thing to drive like absolutely crazy homicidal bullet

However actual buyers may not catch the layers of irony and dark humour

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