If only he knew a competent lawyer.

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[–] 129 points 3 years ago (15 children)

Did he try pulling himself up by the bootstraps? What about not having an iPhone? Starbucks coffee? Avocado toasts?

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    One of the greatest money saving tips we got up here in Canada is that cancelling Disney plus ($12/month plus taxes) would help struggling families deal with inflation and make ends meet.

    Thanks chrystia freeland, you out of touch ghoul. That $12 a month will surely overcome the several hundred dollars a month increase in costs to food, shelter, and gasoline/heat since 2019.

    To be non partisan, the federal leader of the opposition also suggested Canada could opt out of inflation by embracing bitcoin, right before it Collapsed 60%

    As you can see, the people in charge up here have nothing but the best, most well thought out advice for the average Canadian and those bootstraps will be pulled up any day now.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I feel your pain. Canadian conservatives are doing exactly the same BS as the ones in the US. Conservatism is the problem, no matter what is the name of party/country/society.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I bet he's even got a fridge!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This reference will never not make my blood boil. Fuck Fox ”news”.

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    For a while, mainstream/right wing news especially told voters that many people under the poverty line couldn't be that badly off since such and such a percent of them had basic conveniences in their living places, like fridges, dishwasher, etc. It was one of those 90s strategies to create resentment against public programs.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 years ago* (5 children)

    He destroyed his legal career to defend Trump. He went on news channels and pointedly said that it’s normal for a lawyer to pay off hush money and never tell a client. His own law firm fired him because nobody wants a lawyer that spends such massive amounts of your money without telling you. Then he told so many lies that his law license was suspended by the bar for unprofessional behavior and disgracing the legal profession. And after all that, Trump refused to pay him because he didn’t like the outcome of the case.

    NOW Giuliani is being sued by the poll workers he slandered and had their lives threatened, and Giuliani admitted to the court that he doesn’t have enough money to fight the case and won’t put up a defense. That’s in addition to the lawsuits against him by Dominion and Smartmatic which are still in progress.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    He's also being sued by his former employee whom he sexually assaulted/harassed (I'm not saying allegedly because he was recorded doing it). I believe she's looking for a couple million dollars. And then of course there's the criminal indictment, with probably more to come. I'd imagine his only source of income, apart from any investments he might have, is speaker fees from shitty Trump aligned group events, maybe he can write a book to raise cash. America's mayor is fucked.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago

    I guess he shouldn't have been a traitor to our country then.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Alright this is just too juicy to ignore.

    In civil litigation, the plaintiff will often seek discovery of the defendant's finances, insurance policies, etc to find out if the defendant will ultimately be able to pay a judgement. Looks like Guliani is trying to avoid that because he's embarrassed he's broke:

    While the former mayor has declined in court to provide details of his financial state, his lawyers wrote this week that “producing a detailed financial report is only meant to embarrass Mr. Giuliani and draw attention to his misfortunes.”

    The article also cited campaign disclosures showing Trump's PAC was paying Guliani's bills related to record storage and production, at a cost of $300k. But it sounds like Trump cut him off:

    On Wednesday, Katz argued Giuliani did not have the funds to pay for producing records in a lawsuit brought by voting technology company Smartmatic, adding that the “third-party source” that paid for his earlier bill was “not willing to give any additional money.”

    By May, Giuliani was more than $320,000 behind in payments to the document hosting company, according to a sworn statement he made in court. “I do not have the funds to pay this amount at this time,” he wrote. 

    He negotiated for a year with what his lawyers say were “third-party funding sources” for help in paying his legal bills, and awaited funding for six months for help with the Trustpoint bill, according to Giuliani’s filing this week in the Smartmatic case. But the $340,000 payment [previous one time payment from Trump's PAC to catch Guliani up on data hosting bills] isn’t enough to cover more searches, Trustpoint “will not extend any further credit” to him, and his bill to keep his data held by the company will keep growing by the month, his court filings say. On Wednesday, the New York state judge in that case gave Giuliani two weeks to find the money needed to produce the records to Smartmatic. If he fails to do so, the judge said Giuliani would be forced to pay some of Smartmatic’s legal costs.

    What is fun is if he doesn't produce documents he may ultimately get sanctioned with negative inferences (instruction to the jury that they should assume anything Guliani didn't turn over was basically a smoking gun against him) or a default judgement as to liability (see Alex Jones). He's fucked lol. Damn I am never not fascinated by the epic fall of Guliani.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    “This is not merely an excuse that Giuliani trudges out when required to produce documents,” his latest filing said.

    I believe I recall that he ran away to avoid being served his court docs.

    Def not a pattern of behavior. You can trust him. /s

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    he may ultimately get sanctioned with negative inferences (instruction to the jury that they should assume anything Guliani didn’t turn over was basically a smoking gun against him)

    Is there precedent for this? It's not like he's refusing to turn over records, he's just unable to due to financial hardships (allegedly, he could be lying I guess). If it were anybody else, that would be an incredibly fucked up thing for the courts to do to somebody.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago

    A) This is entirely self-inflicted.

    B) Guiliani is worth somewhere around $40-45 million, he's not going to be eating ramen or selling blood.

    C) Anyway ...

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    Just imagine if he hadn't hitched his wagon to the S.S. Trumptanic. He could be working a comfy legal/political analyst position at Fox News or CNN and not have to worry about losing his license, his credibility, his money, and his freedom. Oh well.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    He could have remained, "America's Mayor," that 9/11 hero guy. Now he's America's Traitor.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    And he got into the NYC Mayor's office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.

    All he had to do was nothing. And he failed.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all

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  • Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me.

    Out of respect.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    If only he could get a plea deal and make it all go away.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    That's OK. An attorney can be appointed to him.

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    [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Hmmm. Was he ever paid by his last client? How unusual.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    a $20,000 monthly fee to a company to host his electronic records, $15,000 or more for a search of his records

    Props to the tech company ripping this guy off

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Good thing Trump is a loyal friend who always pays his lawyers fully.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Hope he can scrape together enough doing Cameo clips. Couldn't be happening to a better person.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Let's all dig deep for the little guy....

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Maybe he should try representing a Lannister, because they actually pay their debts.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    That’s just one thing in the endless list of deficiencies.

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