▲ 304 ▼ Rudy is strapped for cash (edition.cnn.com) submitted 3 years ago by wolfpack86@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world 57 comments fedilink hide all child comments If only he knew a competent lawyer.
[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect. permalink fedilink source parent