If only he knew a competent lawyer.

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[–] 18 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Just imagine if he hadn't hitched his wagon to the S.S. Trumptanic. He could be working a comfy legal/political analyst position at Fox News or CNN and not have to worry about losing his license, his credibility, his money, and his freedom. Oh well.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    He could have remained, "America's Mayor," that 9/11 hero guy. Now he's America's Traitor.

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    And he got into the NYC Mayor's office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.

    All he had to do was nothing. And he failed.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all

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  • Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me.

    Out of respect.

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