this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AND plasma, if you’ve had Taco Bell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, yes, plasma... but what about Einstein-Bose condensates?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have it with fries 🍟 and coke🥤!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's just more than is necessary.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sigh

In industry there is something called "multi-phase flow" where you have a pipe that contains a mix of two or more states of matter like steam and liquid water, water and trash, sand and air. Handling multi-phase flows can be a real pain because you need to separate them but you don't always know how much of each phase is present and they may be very well mixed. In steam pipes, separators are used to remove any liquid water from the gas flow, in flows with solid components filters or screens can be used to allow fluids to pass but in all cases there are complex parts or consumables.

And so the butthole is an absolute marvel of engineering, with only a single moving part it can separate a multi-phase flow into it's constituent parts regardless of it's orientation in space (most of the time).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's this kind of post right here why I will never be able to give up this particular type of social media.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's one of my inappropriate set pieces. When I run into particularly uppity engineers who want to use 10 sensors and 5 motors to open a door, I give them the butthole monologue to point out that physical complexity != functionality.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This person shitposts

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ummm.. akshually your butt just distributes the matter, it doesn't create it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does anything create matter? or just transforms it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Does your butt do either?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's your guts, not your ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's that you say, no toilet in a 2mile radius? FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about plasma?

Can your butthole create plasma?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If I've recently over done it on the spicy food, then yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

After taco bell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't share 'gross' memes much, but this one I had to choice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

memes be hittin today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shitpost, ngl. Damn.