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[–] 69 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I put that shit on everything!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

    I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The branding is very well done on this one if you put in with the rest of the spices between the oregano and the bay leaf it wouldn't look out of place.

    Pattern recognition is spot on for this, it doesn't throw immediate errors. Except for the different branding this looks the same.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    The dollar sign comes before the number. Putting it behind the number is just another effect of micro plastics. 😢

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    Yet another American convention that makes no damn sense

    "Hmm yes, I am going to buy that ice cream for dollar one"

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Thinking this is an exclusively American convention is yet another effect of microplastics…

    We’re dooooooomed 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's definitely not an EU thing. And the rest of the world don't count, especially New Zealand.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I dunno, seems reasonable to me in the same way that Spanish using "¿" at the beginning of a question makes sense.

    That it's inconsistent with other units is certainly annoying, but if anything I think it's the more sensible way.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Spanish is definitely fucked, putting the adjective after the noun. You don't pet the brown dog, you pet the dog brown.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's a convention for writing checks. If the dollar amount on a check read "300.00$" there's nothing stopping me from writing "1300.00$" on there. But if you put "$300.00" that number is enclosed on both sides and there is no chance of being able to modify it (without significantly more effort that can be much more easily noticed)

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    In case anyone is interested in reading the text on the right:

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Good good

    Let the microplastics flow through you

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    All of those concepts were spawned from lead-addled generations, microplastics are their unleaded gift to their progeny.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    And that it’s no surprise it’s been so god-damn hot as of late, we’re never gonna be cold... You know the Devil is LOOOOORD

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    needs more jpeg

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Wait, how do I get the $400 per month health insurance?

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  • Why we gotta insult Osaka like that

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    420 boof microplastics everyday

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