Going on a Cruz I see

Abbott rolls out as Beryl rolls in.

Someone, please think of the comedy!

I'm glad my Tax Dollars paid for his Vacation instead of LITERALLY ANYTHING TO HELP ANYONE AT ALL IN THE STATE!

This is the guy whose very own Lieutenant Gov Dan Patrick suggested during the peak of Covid that the elderly should unretire and get back to work!, sacrificing themselves for.. the economy. Seriously, that's not a joke, that actually happened. Both Abbott and Patrick are likely technically of "elder" age. Mother Nature clearly demands vengeance by way of Texan blood, even if it's the blood of hate filled shit-donuts like these two. We can round Cruz's age to elderly too, because fuck it

That's so Texas.

It certainly seems like the governor fancies himself president of Texas. Heads of state means leader of countries not US states.

isnt it kinda par for the course that republicans abandon texas in a natural disaster, and rush off to some safe, comfortable country until it passes?

Meanwhile the evil liberal democrats aid organizations are on the ground before the rain stops giving help and aid to their constituents, who take it, then go home and cry about the evilbad demoncrats

Why should he care for his people? They were stupid enough to vote for him once (at least enough of them, fuck the others), they will stay stupid enough to vote for him again.

Texans really like people who don't care about them, just like the people in my state of FL.

Don't mess with Texas, especially when there's a crisis!

I mean he's already a ghoul, is this that surprising? He's been racing to see whose state can out-suck Louisiana, with him and DeSantis neck and neck for last place.

Is Cruz with him? Seems about time for him to jet off somewhere too.

Does this count as elitist in the minds of the cons? They have so perverted the term.

Tickets to the Philippines and then Cancun Mexico please....

Greg Abbott didn't earn the nickname "hot wheels" for nothin.

He should go see some sawtooth oaks while he's there.