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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn I didn't know Mario and Luigi were sharing

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ofcourse they are. They are in an open polyamorous relationship. How do you think bowser jr., baby mario and baby luigi were born?

What about all the tiny yoshi's? You think that BLAHEM he does is only to grab enemies? ๐Ÿ’ฆ

The new Super Mario Bros. Wonder confirms they use a shit load of drugs too.

You really think peach is always getting "kidnapped" by bowser? No, its a kink.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

All of the above :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Depending on the game, Mario is Luigi's ride-able sidekick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peach. Never have I ever answered a question with less doubt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

And Toad is basically a walking butt-plug...

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Depends how brave you are