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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I have noticed that, although the Hexbear and Lemmygrad federated instances have a combined 770 users per day, I am not receiving 770 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "comrades" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

You must post exactly when the time clicks past 12:00 if you want the full number of users. Any second less is, obviously, only 4 upvotes.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Thank you for the advice, comrade. I'm setting the alarm on my clock radio rn

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Remember to set your timezone to UTC+3 so you're on Moscow time as well.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I just want you to know that I'm doing my part.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

This is unacceptable

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

An instance full of so-called "communists" not sharing upbears and hoarding them instead. We need some kind of cultural revolution to rectify this.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It's a very small button and I keep missing it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

look if your checks would just clear I'll start upvoting again, otherwise

bugs-no

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I can't believe the direct deposit from Kim Jong-Un isn't enough for you.

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