The bishop is safe... for now.
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And now, forever
Until a new pawn is born.
Hmm. New version of chess?
She can't move in any direction, because this is a photo.
Also, she's dead.
She can't be.
Nah, the monarchy just has a to get another pawn the other side of the board.
Ce n'est pas une reine.
I think I've met like four people in my life who wouldn't get this joke.
That's a pretty blessed life
I think it’s fine to not know Western Chess, I wouldn’t get a Janggi joke in the wild
God save the queen
that's how you get zombies
With their tanks and their bombs
and their guns
… and my axe!
Axeidents can happen
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
in your head
The fascist regime!
We love our Queeeen
She cannot L
She can't move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions... She hasn't even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.
Lookup en passant
Holy hell
Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
🤦♂️ 🤦 🤦♀️
The only direction she looks nice in is 6 feet deep. Fuck this birch her Majesty.
Are you sure you're not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones an old white fascist lady and the other... wait-
Well Thatcher's family didn't profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly.....
In any case it's Neo-Liberals, all the way down. *shudders
So, you're in favour after Thatcher then? Because you make it sound like a direct competition.
I mean it's a competition like finding which turd has the most worms in it. Either way you're studying a piece of shit
Or you really like studying worms. But that would be whataboutism wouldn't it?
Ok I have no clue what you're arguing for or against.
He just awkwardly trying to bait you into conflict
I'm arguing for pissing on both of their graves and having a fun time doing it.
Holy hell
That image reminds me of the Botez gambit.