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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  • download every episode of Winnie the Poo
  • navigate to Tienanmen Square daily
  • record yourself feeding sparrows every morning

You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Make sure to not have anything google-related installed. Google is CIA

Definitely don't use twitter of Facebook as well. The firm that manages authentication for Twitter is Israeli intelligence