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Stick your dick in it (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

is there any evidence that sticking your dick in bread doesn't let you know if it's done?

teach the controversy

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

If only Mythbusters was still on air...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

We have something better! Failed mythbuster, Allen Pan, is still very active on YouTube. He would absolutely test this myth if we bullied him enough!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Entirely untrue. Not only is this not a good way to tell if bread is done because it would be very bad for your dick, AND the bread… but not once does this come up as a result when searching.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+tell+if+a+loaf+of+bread+is+done&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

It's one thing to censor the word dick, but this find and replace they've done is just cruel towards men with tiny and very thin penises!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's the screenshot from the original post..?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It may show up for other people since search results depend on a lot of factors

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

In case you're unaware, people do not get the same results from searching. Just because you're not seeing something doesn't mean the same applies to billions of other people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Masterful polluting of the data. This is the digital version of shitting in the water source that PepsiCo taps for its spring water (not to be confused with the normal water that it loots from municipal sources).

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

What if I don't have a dick? Do I need to get someone with a dick to test the bread? Can I use a dildo? My fingers?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

There are other methods, but a dick works the best.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

just ask a friend who has a penis

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You put a meat thermometer into the bread for thirty seconds then insert it into the vagina.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

So the metaphor here is lewd the AI, got it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean it works, if you're strong enough to penetrate the crust that is. Only works for real alpha males.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's also an opportunity to get free butter for your bread.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

well at least its not a pie

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