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[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not saying it wasn't safe, it's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones. Some of them are built so that they don't fall over at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dang, having trouble finding that video. Anyone?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was this ~~tanker~~ pylon safe?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well not this one obviously. I just don't want to give the impression that pylons aren't safe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Was this pylon safe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

In the plains? Chance in a million.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Is that unusual?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I knew this would be here. Thank you for keeping the dream alive

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago

We must construct additional pylons.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The solution is clear.

You must construct additional pylons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Maybe the energy minister requires more minerals?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

The front fell off

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

A gust of wind? In the middle of a field? Chance in a million!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

it's not very vertical either

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, my understanding is that this is unexpected behavior. It's more conventional for these pylons to fall over in groups rather than individually.

For example, last year:

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1812393/eyes-on-heavy-cables-after-binondo-pylons-collapse

Philippine Daily Inquirer / 05:46 AM August 05, 2023

The sudden collapse of seven power pylons in Manila’s Binondo district on Thursday afternoon not only prompted calls for an investigation into the immediate cause..

https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-pylons-collapse-pretoria-f0189bea0b6ad846e6d66e2be6d6d172

Published 6:14 AM PDT, April 10, 2023

PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) — At least seven large electricity pylons collapsed onto a highway near the South African capital of Pretoria, causing a multiple-vehicle crash, city authorities and emergency services said Monday.

https://www.news24.com/fin24/economy/pics-another-collapse-of-power-pylons-in-gauteng-20230414

14 Apr 2023

Five electricity pylons collapsed on the R101 in Hammanskraal on Monday night, Eskom confirmed.

This came just a day after seven collapsed on the N4 in Pretoria.

This "lone pylon syndrome" is rather concerning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

let's consider ourselves lucky the entire herd isn't affected. Disease can propagate quickly between individuals

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

He's right, it shouldn't

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It looks like a poorly rendered video game until you look at the people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If we construct a space elevator we could just lift it each time it falls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My take: if a pylon falls, it should pull itself up by the bootstraps!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Pylon is too big to fail

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's a quantum issue. Brownian motion at the base of the pylon is the culprit here. Just freeze it with liquid helium and you'll be good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Spawn more pylons regurgitation and neighing sounds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

clearly it was made by boeing...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Damn Mikitaka finally defeated Superfly