Bisquick

It's Biscay.

The mighty kingdom of Biscayland.

That's Texas

California?

The Iberian Peninsula's foreskin

It's Florin from The Princess Bride.

The Bay of Biscay? Lol

Basque Republic (most is submerged)

It's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!

The Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.

It's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.

It's Portugal

Nautical claims don't extend that far

An image as rigged as the British education system...

Noice!

Svenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.

It's Ligma

The country of whales 🐳

Big basque

Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!

ATLANTA!

Euskara: Unleashed

Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.

American here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...

Ligma

That's definitely Molise

The little island sells it

Waterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.

I guess… unimportant?

Joking, but seriously, I have no idea on 4 hours of sleep.

Ok, so I was actually right with my initial though the map is wrong.

Listenbourg ?

California

Florida.

Maps without Listenbourg

I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.

New Spainland

Man its so easy its [̶̫̰̯͕̲͚̙́̈ͭ͒́̾́̅̌͛̎ͩ̏̇̓̚ͅC͂ͭ̑̌̋̔̄͗̇̏̉ͤ̿̇̎̽͏̲̞̳̹͈̱͉̜͚̙̣͔͎̼͇͙̭ò̸̸͔̙͉͖̭̞̹̯̘͈̻̞̗̖̘̟ͯ̐͋ͭ̐ͪ̅͛ͪͭ̿͂ͣ͘͘ǔ̷̵̸̼͔̹̠͒̄̄ͪ͋ͬ̆̅͐̂ņ̴͈̖̭̬̙̱̫͎̣̪̹̯̥͊͛̈̓͜͟t̨ͭ͊͋̊͜͏̡̟̺̞͓̺̞y̢̻͙̞̠͚̰̱̦̮̺͓̱̩ͪ̓̾̐̍̽̐̍ͅ ̖̗͓̮̝̮̟͋ͫ̋ͦ͆͘n̛̤̯͔̭̅ͨ̒̋ͩͮ͊ͬ̓̊ͤ̃͜͠͞a̶̱̬̦͖̹͗͌̐ͤ͗̐͠ͅm̡̰̦̼̱̜ͪͣ̀̇̄̈̀̒̎̀́̚͜è͕̰̝̠̲̾̀ͨ̅̈͑ͥ̉͡]̝͖̝̥͓̬̙̟̗̬̱̳ͨͮ̉̃ͤͭ͢ͅ ̧̞̙̺͂͒̒̂̄̔ͤ̓̊̐̊̉́ͣ͊̌ͅ

Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.

Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?