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[–] 88 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.

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    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    He's unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won't believe how he met his wife!

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  • [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker's shocking secret!

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    My stepmom's mom died, I found out my coworker sings in her church's choir.

    If you knew him, you'd be shocked too.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Scientists discover THIS many shots of vodka will inebriate you

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.

    I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.

    And the aircon smells like mold.

    And the windows are stuck shut.

    And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.

    Sorry, got on a roll there.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside... What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won't believe what happens next!

    She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we're both healthy.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Local fuckup reclaims a meager portion of his dignity using this one weird trick

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Nurgle mistakenly identifies local sedentary fatass as living in tribute to him, rewards him with the blessing of now 4 weeks of continuous digestive plague.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    You Won't Believe This Guy's Crazy Knife Collection!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

    (the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He's Throwing Things At Her!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I tried programming in vvvv and this happened…

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "Virtually legless breed of alien woman hides in plain sight, sighted in Pitcairn and dumped in VT by her family after fleeing the people of NY!"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Man dies killing two cars on bicycle, his zombie stole my KOM ten years later.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    Does life suck, or not?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Man tasked with feeding his best friend's dog his last meal. You'll never believe what was on the menu!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Professional plumber lost his job and starts their own company - this happened next

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Will he kill himself? This man hates his life!"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Hi there. We all have ups and downs in life, but sometimes the downs can feel really down or can feel like they will never end. Take heart though, things can and do get better. If you are having thoughts about taking your own life, know that there are people who care, and are there to help you. Reach out to someone if you need to.

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide

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