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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He's all right now.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You sure he's fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

He sees a whole different side of things now.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Man, we've definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he's fully recovered now!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And now the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

He's mostly armless

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's all right. No comment left my brain.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Though now that you mention it, I never found out the name of his other leg.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024

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