if not fren then why fren shaped?

If not friend why friend shaped??

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I'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

we should have domesticated bears

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

Moreso:

"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."

The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.

I don’t get it

Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

These are actually Viking's pet

Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

If they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.

They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.

Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.

The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.