https://twitter.com/elonconomy
Cant find it on his profile must have deleted? idk
Lol I love you guys but you fall for obvious satire way too easily
Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 would never deceive people like that
I meant to include a "not sure if satire" disclaimer on this one but forgor.
It is probably a bit account but the 
cult is loud and present enough on the internet where it kind of fails as satire because too many of them nod along to it anyway.
I'm almost positive it's a bit account.
It has to be... right? I actually saw this account earlier today and he was responding to the Rolex Maui fire tweet with something like "Heartwarming to see something good after such an awful event!"
Better be or I'll go nuclear.
Why is the x clipping through his torso lmfao, this rules
Negative space
Ai generated
When I first read the url I saw 'elonectomy' which sounds much better
I volunteer to be a Roman soldier
Cant find it on his profile must have deleted? idk
It's still up https://nitter.snopyta.org/elonconomy/status/1689070825318883331
Taking a schlubby narcissistic white guy and turning him into a musclebound macho man is a page right out of Ben Garrison's book, so I applaud the commitment to the bit.
W bit account
While we're substituting laughably worse replacements: Replace Chris Farley's bus driver character with this sycophant
We are on the cusp of using technology to become living gods
No you're not
Well not me personally, but the billionaire tech-bros are going to upload their consciousnesses to the internet WOOeee!
No they're not
No...no they're not...but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did
Tbh I am one of thjose losers who's so afraid of death that I hope we figure something out regarding it before times up for me so I sorta get THAT part.
The fear is understandable, but some are driven by that fear to hope the vampires become immortal so that a ghoulish trickle-down version of that vampiric immortality might be theirs if they play along. Maybe.
I appreciate that it drew him nude. Now give him a tiny pecker to illustrate his need for constant attention.
It's about time you all found my bit account.
It's the dunk tank.
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