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[–] 226 points 2 years ago* (66 children)

Haha I remember the days of downloading random EXEs off the internet and running them to see what they do (also the days of CD-rom drives).

My auntie somehow managed to get a virus that played Für Elise through the motherboard speaker and never stopped so long as the thing was on. I don't think they ever solved it, in the end they just got a new PC.

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    Literally why would someone make that. That is completely indistinguishable as a signal.

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    I mean I guess you are supposed to take it to your computer repair shop and tell them it won't stop playing Für Elise, and the shop is supposed to recognise it as a failure of CPU fan signal. If it just beeped a few times on startup then people would ignore it, and if it beeped constantly then well maybe Für Elise is nicer.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    I’m impressed that the computer was usable with the failed CPU fan.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Drain.exe would say "water in drive a:, commencing spin cycle" then power up the drive and make a gurgling sound.

    Sheep.exe ... would create a sheep that would wander the desktop.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Haha, in highschool I put sheep.exes into the school labs startup folders as a prank once. A couple days later the tech teacher approached me and was like "nobody's in trouble but these things are a nightmare and if I have to reimage half the lab to get rid of them it would personally ruin my day". Somehow all the sheep were gone by the next day

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ah shit the sheep thing! In fact, there were others I can't remember. And I seem to remember somewhere along the line they went from fun to spam things walking around your screen trying to make you buy shit or maybe they were trying to scam you, I can't remember but they weren't fun anymore, and hard to get rid of.

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    Back in my day, that used to be the only way a computer could produce sound. Later on you could purchase a specialized sound card that would take up a slot in your motherboard.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    They do, but it’s a very simple speaker that’s really more of a buzzer than what you might think of as a speaker.

    Many motherboards use a combination of beeps to report hardware errors if you fail on power on.

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    [–] 143 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    I remember there was a virus that had a tiny cat on the screen and it would chase your mouse cursor. Once it catches your mouse cursor, the computer would crash. It was freaking awesome.

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    [–] 91 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    man i miss these days.

    These days not only would it open your CD drive, it would open your tax documents, your crypto wallet, your account cookies, probably even your banking information.

    The modern internet fucking sucks dude.

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Put the rose tinted glasses to one side. We still had harmful viruses back in the day, difference is these days you are storing more private information "online" so the effect of compromise is larger.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I have a folder of "pranks" like these from way back and they were harmless but sure enough they fire off modern anti virus software.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Pretty sure this has been around since the mid 90s

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    This was a common April Fools prank back in my day. We would put a startup script on a person's computer that opened their CD drive at random intervals. Drove them nuts!

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    That joke was constant in the early 00s.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I remember a guy who tied his baby’s rocker to the drive and wrote code to open and close the CD drive repeatedly lol. Fun times.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    An old fashioned meme but it checks out

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