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[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 years ago (16 children) Sadly, many motherboards don't have POST code displays. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago (15 children) Hm. Well if the motherboard can play a song it can blast " Error" during startup to be infinitely more helpful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 years ago (8 children) I don't think those speakers are capable of voice. They can handle a few different beep tones and that's about it. The song was not like listening to Spotify, it was played using beep tones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] thejml@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago I had an Athlon motherboard with voice POST messages… one night I woke up to it saying “your CPU has a problem!” over and over and was freaked out until I was completely awake and figure out what was wrong. It wasn’t high quality coming through the piezo speaker, but it was good enough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I definitely remember short 2 or 3 second clips of relatively high quality music being played through our family's IBM XT's motherboard speaker at one point using a demo we got from a BBS or the Public Domain Software site in the mid-80s. It wasn't easy but some madman made a proof-of-concept that did it and it was incredible at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [+] LodeMike@lemmy.today -6 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Ohhhh right. Well its worth the <$1 of input costs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children) That would be way more complex to have the motherboard play than a sequence of beeps at different frequencies. Especially at the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago Fair permalink fedilink source parent [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (4 children) Would any of your tech-handicapped relatives actually pay it any attention, though? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago (3 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Can we trade relatives? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago No permalink fedilink source parent [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago "my shits fucked yo" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago (15 children) Hm. Well if the motherboard can play a song it can blast " Error" during startup to be infinitely more helpful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Dave@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 years ago (8 children) I don't think those speakers are capable of voice. They can handle a few different beep tones and that's about it. The song was not like listening to Spotify, it was played using beep tones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] thejml@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago I had an Athlon motherboard with voice POST messages… one night I woke up to it saying “your CPU has a problem!” over and over and was freaked out until I was completely awake and figure out what was wrong. It wasn’t high quality coming through the piezo speaker, but it was good enough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I definitely remember short 2 or 3 second clips of relatively high quality music being played through our family's IBM XT's motherboard speaker at one point using a demo we got from a BBS or the Public Domain Software site in the mid-80s. It wasn't easy but some madman made a proof-of-concept that did it and it was incredible at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [+] LodeMike@lemmy.today -6 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Ohhhh right. Well its worth the <$1 of input costs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children) That would be way more complex to have the motherboard play than a sequence of beeps at different frequencies. Especially at the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago Fair permalink fedilink source parent [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (4 children) Would any of your tech-handicapped relatives actually pay it any attention, though? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago (3 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Can we trade relatives? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago No permalink fedilink source parent [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago "my shits fucked yo" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 years ago (8 children) I don't think those speakers are capable of voice. They can handle a few different beep tones and that's about it. The song was not like listening to Spotify, it was played using beep tones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] thejml@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago I had an Athlon motherboard with voice POST messages… one night I woke up to it saying “your CPU has a problem!” over and over and was freaked out until I was completely awake and figure out what was wrong. It wasn’t high quality coming through the piezo speaker, but it was good enough. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I definitely remember short 2 or 3 second clips of relatively high quality music being played through our family's IBM XT's motherboard speaker at one point using a demo we got from a BBS or the Public Domain Software site in the mid-80s. It wasn't easy but some madman made a proof-of-concept that did it and it was incredible at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [+] LodeMike@lemmy.today -6 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Ohhhh right. Well its worth the <$1 of input costs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children) That would be way more complex to have the motherboard play than a sequence of beeps at different frequencies. Especially at the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago Fair permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thejml@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago I had an Athlon motherboard with voice POST messages… one night I woke up to it saying “your CPU has a problem!” over and over and was freaked out until I was completely awake and figure out what was wrong. It wasn’t high quality coming through the piezo speaker, but it was good enough. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I definitely remember short 2 or 3 second clips of relatively high quality music being played through our family's IBM XT's motherboard speaker at one point using a demo we got from a BBS or the Public Domain Software site in the mid-80s. It wasn't easy but some madman made a proof-of-concept that did it and it was incredible at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] LodeMike@lemmy.today -6 points 2 years ago* (5 children) Ohhhh right. Well its worth the <$1 of input costs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children) That would be way more complex to have the motherboard play than a sequence of beeps at different frequencies. Especially at the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago Fair permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children) That would be way more complex to have the motherboard play than a sequence of beeps at different frequencies. Especially at the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago Fair permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) You could just about play speech using one bit output using pulse-width-modulation. But it was almost unrecognizable. And would take a lot of memory for the time. It was usual to have different numbers of beeps for POST errors. But this was an age when a PC would say "Keyboard error. Press any key to continue", so things were not thought out that well. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) If your keyboard was actually working, you pressed a key. If it was not working, you went to get new keyboard. What is "not thought through" about that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago But you're not allowed to proceed in life until you've pressed any key! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (4 children) Would any of your tech-handicapped relatives actually pay it any attention, though? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago (3 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Can we trade relatives? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago (3 children) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Can we trade relatives? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Can we trade relatives? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Tip: be passive aggressive and sarcastic when helping them. It both teaches them the solution in a memorable way, makes them not want to get help from you again, AND makes them think twice before doing so. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago "my shits fucked yo" permalink fedilink source parent