I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I'm pooping on company time.
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Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.
Same, except that I'm up at 5, out the door by 6. You'd think I'd learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go...but who's the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That's right, it's me....
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For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.
Just got a drip coffe machine, guess this is my life now
When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.
Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.
For real, why is it like that???
The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement for some people.
Brown goes in, brown comes out. It's only logical
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