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Especially true when you're in a rush (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I'm pooping on company time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Same, except that I'm up at 5, out the door by 6. You'd think I'd learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go...but who's the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That's right, it's me....