Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.

"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.

bites tongue

I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.

Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy

Cats would be furry purries.

Traffic circles are "Twirly Whirlies"

There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.

I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"

All I can see is Law and Order.

This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.

Like "chai" means tea so :

• "chai shai" = tea and related stuff
• "khana wana" = food and related stuff
• "paisay waisay" = money and related stuff

etc.

Where is that greentext when you need it?

With the british naming things?

I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!

I'm actually ok with all of them.

Although a group of hippos is a 'bloat', hippos don't float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!

What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.

Lenny: Edit Reddit

It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it's more like if US soldiers named everything.

feetie heatie actually sounds good

It's called German.

Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate "walkie talkie" in French to "talkie walkie"... I mean... Why?

breasty - resty 💀

And if he named Teletubbies, we'd have...

https://youtu.be/A194vDpXzyA

The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant

These look doubleplusgood to me!

https://youtu.be/-cCXsqiMqxo

Blindy brighty - sun