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[–] 31 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children)

bites tongue

I GOTTA BE 'WELL ACTUALLY GUY'. I can't help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it's literally accurate.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe... Hearty Re-Starty?

    Ticker Re-jigger?

    Pumper Bumper?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don't jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it's essentially the exact same thing.

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