this HAS to be satire, right?

Bait, but fantastic bait nonetheless.

GOOD point. And excellent analysis. Until how to combat it. The best way wouldn't be to unite with other workers, but to WORK HARDER! If you work harder, your boss will end up recognising the virtues of non-communism (word?) and will distribute money to the shareholders. My advice: work harder so your boss will be proud of you! It's better than money and you can hope to become a shareholder! NICE

Please tell me there were people in the comments who fell for it