Asklemmy

Some people are going to have a creepy doll that they can't get rid of and I am going to have a lot less time on my hands as I see to that.

I'll start a car dealership selling exotic cars for the price of a very used Honda, we do accept any trade-in 1:1.

My street magic will be legendary.

How many watermelons can you fit in the toilet stall of public restroom? You will find out on the news.

I'm definitely never paying for printer ink again.

Why is there an exact copy of the great pyramid in the middle of New Mexico?

Sometimes I would get bored and just fill a valley with flowers, to the ridge.

Don't ever allow me unsupervised access to the trunk of your car, unless you really like Beanie Babies or Pogs.

You want that hot new item that is impossible to find? I can get you all the spaghetti or netti pots you want instead.

Don't give me item duplication or manifestation, there will be chaos and so many rubber ducks in random places.

I'd copy my cat and call the copy "Copycat".

I would stick mostly to consumables - food, etc. Maybe some mass produced goods that I could easily donate anonymously. It would be extremely useful and unlikely to catch the wrong kind of attention.

Its fuck around time. Filling the Sahara with fresh water, ~~Teslas~~ Rivians for everybody, comical amounts of weed.

The first thing I learn to replicate: coffee.
My cup gets empty, just point a finger in and squirt out another cup.

This is going to be followed by water and various food items and gasoline. My wife would be in on the secret, I'd keep the kids in the dark as much as possible. Now it's time to try and generate a living. Creating cash is a no-go as it's serialized and someone is going to notice bills showing up with the same numbers. I'd also avoid most high value, finished goods, as those also tend to be serialized and might get noticed. It's not that I wouldn't catalog them, but that would be for emergencies. For a while (probably years), life would continue as normal. I'd just be saving a lot of money by not buying groceries, sundries or most things I could get by handling it in a store and replicating it at home. Anything big or obvious gets bought normally. This is things like cell phones or cars. But, by shaving a lot of the regular costs, I suspect I could save up a good bit in a reasonable amount of time.

Once I have the funds, it's time to move to phase two. Locate a claim in Alaska which is both somewhat likely to have gold, is close enough to a town to visit with a short drive, and has a scenic spot to build a house. Buy a nice R/V and spend a few weeks every summer prospecting on the land and building out a homestead. I'll need to start visiting home improvement stores to catalog the materials along with visiting conventions and the like to handle samples of other stuff needed to build. I'd be aiming for as much of a net-zero, off-grid home as possible. Internet would be via Starlink (which would be bought and paid for). And most of the other stuff (food, materials, etc.) get's zapped into existence.

The "prospecting" part of the trip would be real enough. The finds would just be padded, a bit. The first few summers will result in finding nothing but gold dust and maybe a nugget or two gets added over time. Nothing big, nothing notable. Just enough that it makes sense for me to keep going back. This trip would be a family tradition (I'm sure the kids would hate it), but it's how we spend a couple weeks every year. This goes on with finds being padded out more over time with most of the money going into stocks, bonds and other investments. My paycheck would also be mostly used this way, keeping enough to pay for unavoidable costs like taxes, trips and services. When the home is ready, sell the R/V and use it as the base of operations for prospecting. This all goes on until the kids are grown and moved out. We continue to live in our current home, the kids keep going to school and doing the normal growing up and getting prepared for life. Nothing changes for them and they get a normal, stable childhood. Once they are on their way, the wife and I move to Alaska permanently. I continue working (I already work remotely) and prospecting until the investments are big enough that we can live off the interest comfortably with the principal growing 3-5% per year to keep up with inflation. Though, I kinda suspect this would happen before the kids are fully grown. With my ability to just create the food, sundries and fuel we need, we'd be saving money pretty quick.

And then, we just live. I'm not going to save the world, I don't think I can. If I can generate enough money, I would start donating to worthwhile causes. Things which provide water, food and micro-business loans. I really want to avoid discovery and ending up as a lab rat or having my family ripped apart as various government agencies try to figure out if my ability is genetic. Anything I do, which gets me noticed, results in my kids not getting to have normal lives. And that is goal number 1, my family gets to live a normal, happy life. Depending on how the ability works, I might go for a MAD style option over this. If I can create objects very fast and at far enough distances, I'd work to learn as powerful of explosives as possible over the years (nuclear weapons if the option reasonably presents itself, not sure how it would). If I am discovered, the threat becomes "leave my family alone or I blow the fuck out of everything, everywhere, all at once".

But ya, that's basically it. My kids grow up and have a trust fund waiting for them when my wife and I kick it. My wife and I get to retire as far away from other people as possible. We grow old hiking and playing video games together. Considering family history and actuary tables, I'll die first and she can spend her last years (possibly decades, based on her family history) dotting on grandkids and hopefully finding someone else to be happy around in those years.

I think the rate of matter creation is going to be important. I mean, if I can manifest rocket fuel faster than the engine can burn it, I'm going to be pulling 7g's all the way to mars.

Forkbomb. Continuously create copies of myself, which will continuoulsy create copies of themselves. See how long it takes to guru the whole damn thing.

I will duplicate paper cash. Technically, it is fake cash, because serial is duplicate. But in term of material, it is as good as real cash. I just need to acquire enough real cash with difference serial number, then it would be good to go.

Oh, and I will find a job where I receive payment/tip in cash, which harder to track my money flow. I work like 3 years, slowly deposit my cash into bank (because you can only buy big stuff with money transfer, not cash), lie (increase my income/tip) on my tax report to PAY MORE TAX (so it is easier to put more cash into bank, transfer dup money into real money), buy bitcoin with cash, then occasional transfer into legit market, dump into bank money.

Move out of city, go to rural area, buy a lot. Retire.

Nobody know about my ability, not my wife or child. Remember, they are simulation agent like me. They are not real. Me include. So, don't fuck yourself up, take it easy life.

Some people are answering as if you can transmute stuff and yes if that is the case I would remove a lot of pollution but if its just create I would work on getting enough money to buy an island and then claim I had come across large deposits of rare earths and tritium and stuff to make sustainable energy as cheap as possible. maybe carbon fiber as well as it can make many things more efficient and use less power. I would ahead of time have the formulas for many types of munitions as well to handle the assaults the oil companies would throw at me.

Inspect everything needed to create another society

Inspect a rocket, create a rocket

Learn how to safely operate rocket

Inspect earth, leave earth in rocket

Create 2nd earth, live on second earth and watch what happens on first earth while living life peacefully on 2nd earth

Lithium hydroxide. To remove as much carbon as I please from the atmosphere.

Girlfriend.

Start a business selling my services as a duplicator, “No, these aren’t mere ‘forgeries’, I make exact copies of whatever you want, sir.” Can I copy people or living things too? That would expand the business, but otherwise I’d become self-employed being a copy artist. I might tour art museums and pick up copies of some of the best pieces.

Corrupt politicians, corrupt law makers, and billionaires get a gram of francium magicked into the center of their brain.

All religious writing becomes saturated with an enzyme that dissolves the paper; hard drives with religious text saved to it become filled with the strongest magnetic material known, destroying their contents and shorting every circuit within; religious carvings are filled in with the missing material, etc. All of it, gone. Attempts to recreate get the francium. Attempts to spread it verbally get a few drops of water in the trachea.

Then it's straight to NASA to demonstrate the ability and put it to work doing things like manifesting materials in space and otherwise following the guidance of people much smarter than myself.

Aerogel and graphene plate the size of plywood

I'mma play Minecraft then. Build a house.

I would make a really big penis in Manhattan to prove a point

I’m inspecting some guns and ammo just in case, basic elements and valuable materials. I’m making a lot of gold bars randomly appearing in select places that I find fit. I’m buying a lot of raw wood and selling a bunch of “handcrafted” wood items, burning the wood in my furnace. All electronic items I have become duplicates of real top notch stuff. Will try touching the earth to see if I can actually analyse the whole planet, and making the 2 extra earths needed to sustain us.

Ukraine will find itself with a ton more ammo, and I’m finding myself ready to kill anyone who tries to stop me, by getting a bunch of blueprints for guns

I create a projector and sensor in one lens to view the world in my image. I then grant my projectors the ability to run film reels I create. I keep the ability to punch holes to myself so that I don’t lose track of the reels I’ve made myself. I then allow my projectors to generate film off my original template, but they can’t make punched film. I then use attention and inattention to measure trustworthiness and use it to understand why parts of me misbehave when turned into projectors.

Time to create my own planet without humanity

I can create matter, but can I transmute matter?

Can I create things that don't exist in our current world?

I would transmute the plastic in the ocean back to water with the correct salinity.

I would create a replicator, like the Star Trek ones where anything and everything can go in as inputs and whatever you want can come out as outputs. Both small household units and big ones to use at landfills to create building materials.

I would create many different strains of all our food plants that could thrive in the current climate, and also create a fuel (using the industrial replicators) that could be used in the current machines that use oil, but is non polluting.