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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Uhm, excuse me, that is clearly a walrus.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn't make up the C++ part)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i guess "beaver" would've been kinda awkward with today's connotations with shaving the beaver etc.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

We shave Go?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You can shave what you want, it's your life

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

wait why am I being shaved? /j

this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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