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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Love the texture, doesn't look real

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My sources tell me that if you eat it you’ll double in size. Also you can smash turtles and other creatures with less fear of dying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And if you eat that, and then eat the right kind of flower... Holy crap, my dude, shit gets wild.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Fuckin fireballs come out of your hands, it’s insane

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My experience tells me that if you eat it, you'll spend the next several hours vomiting. Your friends who also ate it will go out dancing and have a fabulous time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

You should really ask Nintendo for a refund.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

it's better to decarboxylate it so you don't have the poison but only the good stuff. I've tried to trip with them once

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You weren't tempted to try the reindeer piss method?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I am a crazy bastard but I live in southern finland, no reindeers to try with :( I suppose I could try to catch a deer and see if I could apply the method for that one /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can't just say "perchance."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Came here looking for this! Thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not sure if you got the reference but I'll post anyway !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure I first came across this before 2022

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Ha, I did not! Been a long time since I saw that image lol, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bit early for muscaria? Like several months early?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

We're in peak season for them in the southern hemisphere, so it's a bit unusual to see them fruiting in the north. But then I don't know the area, maybe some of them just like to fruit in spring there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely weird, several months earlier than the earliest expected month afaik.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Found the picture when going through my the images from our last holiday, it's from August 2023

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Very cool! Were you going out specifically looking for mushrooms or just happen upon one? I've always wanted to see a real Euro-asian muscaria in person, the nice red guys. Very jealous :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

While hiking somewhere in Wales, I don't remember where.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Boil that shit and you got some berserker stew

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Careful. Nintendo can sue you for that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

All toadstools are perfect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Wahoo, I'm-a gonna be big again, yippie!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

so cuuute! :* :* :-*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

 "AH WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA"