chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
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I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
fixed another typo
" "
"Debug"
Update
haaaands
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Lint issue
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
Formatting fixes
Fixes
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
Fixed tests.
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
Changed index.html
"cleanup" lol
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"
My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.
Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
Fixin’ thangz
WIP
some fixes
Minor text fixes
"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."
I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.
latest cargo crates updated
fix this fucking gitignore
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