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Anon is simping (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Thier attacks on fitgirl seemed to be projection.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They aren't paying "for the cracks", it's just how they simp for another person. It's like when people give streamers huge donations, makes them feel like they have a friend or a personal connection with the person

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Giving back to the community.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Please someone tell me this ain't for real.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

If you tell me I'm wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This comment right here is fake, and so am I.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If OP is fake, that's solid writing haha

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

if there is one thing 4chan can be relied on for, it's absurd dedication to the pettiest shit.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

What is wrong with anon?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.

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