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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Like a hobbit at second breakfast, I was gonna have to eat my way out.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Why can I hear 70's porn music when I read that?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Director's Cut

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use the "I just want to tell you (both/all) good luck, we're all counting on you" line irl sometimes.

My humble dream is that one day, before I'm dead, someone will get it.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

Surely, one does not just walk into Mordor.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

They won't be expecting it, so that's exactly what I plan to do. And don't call me Shirley.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Frodo: We do, and don't call me Shirley

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a wizard, and I'm a wizard.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong era to stop sniffing glue

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

One of my favorite lines to drop in normal conversation. Just out of the blue. It really throws people for a loop of they don't get the reference.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sam: "Go on. Now! Throw it in the fire! What are you waiting for? Just let it go!"

Elrond: "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

Surely you can't be serious.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

He is serious, and don’t call him Shirley.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Leslie has been dead for the past 14 years (sadly) it's no surprise that a lot of people don't know about him.

Edit: oh.... I get it now... Damn

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Thanks for providing an actual answer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Nielsen for people who didn't know him

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

14 years? It can't be 14 years because I was well out of high school and colle... Oh fuck I'm old.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Leslie has been dead for the past 14 years

And loving it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I completely forgot about it. Or chose to ignore it. Now I'm sad.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I need people to know that in the German version of that film, they made the black guys speak Bavarian and it is absolutely hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dear gods... I've forgotten about that!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well played, people who handled the international rights!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"This content is not available"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor!

No you're not, you're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Holy crap, I am laughing out loud, nice

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