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Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Damn, if only it were real ;-;

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, apart from the incest bit, I really wish this was true…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The incest bit is close, though it was father and an adopted daughter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's not incest, that's child molestation, statutory rape, and possibly actual rape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's possible it may just be creepy and possibly grooming, as they are both adults now, but I'm not sure I'd trust him to not also be what you said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Nice article. Right on point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Wishing it doesnt make it so, despite the benefit it may confer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Gone but not forgotted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

well done but also fuck you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey! That’s a lie! Everyone knows he’s not dead. 😏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You read the post, but did you process it? Read it again, and you might eventually get the joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Read my comment again, and see if you process that joke

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