this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
471 points (96.4% liked)

Memes

45549 readers
2032 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 36 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I lost it at "video game boss" but honestly you're spot on with all of these.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You've never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

[–] X3N0T1CT 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

[–] X3N0T1CT 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Context is also not my first language

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Context is my first language!
People don't think it be like it Is, but it do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Newman-o's is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

[–] X3N0T1CT 6 points 1 year ago

yup they're the og

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You mean to say you've never enjoyed a Bust-O's by Gonad Vortex?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is "overflowing with nut"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Do you like movies about gladiators? ... You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... Not if you're talking about cookies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The ol' Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's edited Great Value cookies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And hydrox are just a knock off of these

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

want some double filled bust-o's from my gonad vortex?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I belly laughed at 'Gonad Vortex'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bustin' makes me feel good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Tasted like coal.

Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And I thought it's expired...