farming this guy for mythic cosmetics

These fake cop security guys are always so funny. They get so mad at being told they've done something wrong and they always act like when they call it in, their boss is going to tell them, "Okay. Now you need to get him on his knees and execute him."

The reality is that the job duty is always to retreat and call it in. You're never ever supposed to shoot back.

He looks like one of those GI Joe's that nobody liked

Like Sci-Fi or Barricade

Your local mall ninja finally got hired.

Lol, think they sleep like that?

The video is a real trip. these guys really think they're cops

Imagine wanting to be a class traitor this bad and not even succeeding at becoming a real cop

you know he's serious because he has the stendo

I used to pretend I was a cop or a soldier when I was like 7 years old, but then I grew up.

ACAB includes your pathetic uncle wannabe cop as well.

For anybody else wondering before they make the click - there's no actual resolution in this video, you get the gist in the first 30-60 seconds

Are the red and green BOTH lighters on a string?

This person looks like the early skins (ie. the recycled/reused shit) you get through a battle pass on call of duty not gonna lie.

The Fallen Survivor is an uncommon infected enemy in Left 4 Dead 2.

Hey bub, are those plates level 4? No? Ok, good to know.

Bro looks like he’s on fentanyl.

Borderlands trash mob looking mother fucker.

I wish the knockout game were real and exclusively targeted nerds like this.

I found the update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxBWBavsKM. It's not too interesting.

Edit: Oh, lol. I bet someone in the twitter replies already posted it. I did my own sleuthing.

Edit 2: I went through his channel. He's a hog. So, we can file this under hog on hog discourse.

Parked right in front of the door in the handicap zone when there are like five spots right in front of the building. These guys should be easy to outrun if they don't want to walk ten feet

I don't give a fuck what you know.

I see shit like this and at first I'm like wow lol lmao Then I think "billions must perish to preserve this way of life?!"