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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First time I shit my pants as an adult was after drinking a super sized chocolate shake from McDonald's.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, they weren't exactly my favorite pants, and the shake was good. Yeah, I'd say it was worth it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Remember: Europeans ability to drink milk is a history of generations shitting their pants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"I am lactose intolerant, but $2 is $2"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why sonic selling milkshakes. i thought he was a hedged hog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta wash down the chili dogs with somethin'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My biggest issue with sonic shakes is that they never put enough milk in them so it’s like trying to suck a brick through a straw. Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That brick is probably bigger than anything else you'll suck (at) in life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think this is one of the first Astroturf posts I've seen on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sure but you're sleeping on the couch tonight and I'm putting a plastic sheet on it this time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just ask for vegan shakes, easy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You can't afford not to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I always wonder, do these people just don't know that lactase pills exist? Or is this just a case of "this food is so cheap that I can afford the lactase pills that I need to actually consume it without shitting my pants"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago