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[-] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair if someone yelled "good morning officer" I'd look up too, because that's just a weird thing to hear and I'd want to know where the cops were.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

Fair, but you've gotta admit that guy is either a cop or a youth pastor

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Also fair, the unique combo of boombox, shorts, air jordan tee and pulled up socks is particularly uncanny. I would've assumed the boombox had been sitting in an evidence locker since 1982 if it wasn't for the blue LEDs.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

Hello fellow fare jumpers, please look directly into my hat and speak clearly!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're a loose cannon, Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Bro is stuck in 1984

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It a double cassette player. Word.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

tapehead knowledge of yore says double the decks means half the quality

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

His socks are pulled up too high to not be a narc

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bunched up socks are just uncomfortable

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a firm believer that snitches get stitches, 100% this.

Although I dont do it like this guy, I just buy shorter socks.

Just above the ankle cut for me, thanks.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nope mid shin or barefoot

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What I don't get is why doesn't MTA NYC just fix their fucking turnstiles to stop fare dodging?!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But then they don't get to use force and cherry pick who they persecute.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And then you have Austria where that just doesn't exist, there are just periodical controls in the vehicles or when coming out lol. In my entire life I was checked maybe three or four times!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

legit thought this was scout tf2

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i did too and got confused about the boombox

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's not an IBM 5100...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An unprompted steins;gate reference in the wild? Amazing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have to assume the bars are covering up the sweatband that is surely on his wrist.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like my old boss kafir

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If someone yelled anything, I'd probably look. People don't usually yell in public. If I heard someone yell "hey, jackass" I'd wanna see who the jackass is.

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