this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

c sharp has different meaning now.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length

Professionals know: No pain, no gain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

That's some BDSM shit... wonder how you handle cactuses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Simple, elegant... I like it 👍.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"hey where do you want this cactus? ... Yeah I can wait"

starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you'd be a perfect fit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

CTRL + C is for terminating process occupying current terminal. How would I do sysadmin without that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Easy, don't run any commands you don't intend on seeing through.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Just bg everything, like I've got time to wait for an ls to get back to me when zooming around the dark infoscape

que me cd-ing back and forth between Downloads and /opt wondering why the thing isn't working

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ctrl+z followed by kill %1?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

CTRL + \ crew. It's the only way to be sure

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm a Shift + Insert kind of guy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I use ViM, so y and p are all I need.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Sharing system clipboard with buffer 0 changed my life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Middle mouse button checking in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And Ctrl + Insert.

It can be more convenient with Dvorak.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Got it. No cat or mv allowed.

Also, CTRL-C and CTRL-Z just reduce your productivity by allowing multitasking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

meanwhile yp users 😎😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Too late: I’ve already got thick callouses on those fingers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The tacks are for training.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Vim and Emacs users both offended, but not for the same keys.