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"Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you."

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%205%3A1-6&version=NIV

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In plaintext form, for your convenience:

Q: WWJD?
A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Jesus: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Going to be crazy when the NYPD bomb Jesus's house and kill his family in a SWAT raid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I hear he has a history of problems with the state. he was literally crucified.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Little known fact that Jesus was actually just three kids in a tunic

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You haven't heard of the great five-in-one? Father, son, son, son, and holy spirit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good thing there's not six...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Stupid sexune deity...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, the original name in Aramaic translates to something like "Jesus Christman"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I look forward to your Ted Talk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

The problem is- Jesus didn't chase the people behind the money changers out of the temple with a whip, it was the low-level workers he attacked. While talking about, as you quote, how luxurious their lives were.

Jesus was doing the Batman thing- beating up on low-level criminals while leaving the real people in charge behind the scenes around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

your gold is corroded

Must not be real gold. Those scammy, money lending bastards...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Banks do manipulate precious metals prices through fake supply numbers. It's virtual, though, so hard to imagine corrosion there. Just corruption.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Based and Christ-pilled

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Violent Jesus is my fav

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That looks like the panel from the 2008-2009 banking and FTC regulation reform.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The scene in the temple is recently one of the central plot points of the new documentary, Christspiracy. The movie as a whole is a little over-sensationalized in framing their views as some kind of grand church cover-up. But some of their arguments about archeological evidence and scriptural translation differences make for interesting food for thought.

Basically they argue that the temple at that time was a big slaughterhouse, and that the "thieves" Jesus whipped could more accurately be translated as "murderers".

https://christspiracy.com/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Better to upgrade to the jawbone of an ass.

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