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https://twitter.com/AnimarchyYT/status/1737093665213071592
How the fuck can you put in "Free Palestine" in your pfp bio then immediately jeer at the heroes that are helping to free palestine? What's in the drinking water down in Australia yo.
Lockheed Leftist
Cursed
It's just a liberal that wants a different aesthetic
"First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." - MLK
Anyone that thinks a US fleet will be able to subdue Ansar Allah almost certainly didn't know what Yemen was until this year.
Graveyard of her invaders for a reason 
They're dumber than I thought, and that is a low fucking bar.
Fast forward four months, the us is on it's knees begging Ansar Allah to negotiate. Tankies are physically incapable of being wrong.
Tankies are physically incapable of being wrong.
Greatest court-admissible evidence that I am not a tankie
What's in the drinking water down in Australia yo
Piss
Quit taking the piss and add more piss to your water!
@Dirt_Owl @Alaskaball I need to be arsed to remember what my hexbear password was
It's probably on my PC somewhere
Is the password piss?
I have to move to Australia immediately
Ooooh I hope they sink the Eisenhower. I won't convert to Islam over it; but I absolutely will make room on my altar table to light off some incense for Ansar Allah's heroes. My theism is poly; and I will tip a hat to the Abrahamics when deserved.
Slava Ukraine & Free Palestine!
Hitting us with the ol' {反战|fǎnzhàn}{主义|zhǔyì} type beat
Anti-war except when when the oppressed stand up for themselves
This is age of consent "lolicon" animarchy, not 
animarchy
And by "democracy" they mean the US begging the Yemen government to reach a diplomacy solution and recognition.
Well, begging for peace is a very democratic form of diplomacy if we're being real.
It's frustrating how tankies end up being right about a bunch of shit, but they never get credit because it doesn't happen until weeks or months after everybody waves their dicks around about what they think will happen.
Probably some deep lib 
where they think the American political establishment really truly wants freedom for all but the gosh darn “rules-based international order” ties their hand in stopping Israel.
Ultimately nothing more than
Lockheed Leftist
This is the new band name for my Prog Rock Neo-Visual Kei band.
By the way, did you maybe mean "jeer at" rather than "cheer for"?
... yes. You saw nothing 
We are the all-seeing, all-knowing — verily, lowly mortals such as thyself cannnot hide their errors from Us for even one moment dechu nya~
the Lockheed Leftist
oh damn someone posted yesterday about a Lockheed systems tech who was arguing about US imperialism at some work conference, maybe this is them.
Lockheed Leftist
I'm embarrassed to be called an anarchist right now.
You shouldn't. Be proud of who you are and what you stand for, and let righteous fury invigorate you with sacred rage against these pseudo-anarchist running dogs for American imperialism.
So become an ML? Lmao you'll never be embarrassed again
PatSocs are the analog that call themselves communists despite being fascists.
Dont be. That account glows
Can't even write his nazi slogan correctly. Amazing.
Ivrefuse to believe this is a real person
The trueanon subreddit has convinced me that dead internet theory is real
This is one of you doing a bit and I refuse to believe anything else.
Check their account if you think it's a bit.
The loser also has a YouTube channel too.
And I refuse to believe anything else
War_Takes annoying little brother
