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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

!No-eyed deer!<

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Works well with an East Texas accent

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I read this joke with my grandmother's New England accent. She always said "idear" instead of "idea."

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!

!Still no idea!<

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?

!Still no fucking idea !!<

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with three eyes?

Seymour

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

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