What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway's coffee.
I'm. I. Why??
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And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️
For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:
@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.
Captains choice, yet it's Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.
Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like
But... I don't like that one....
Seriously! What an outrageous decision
Jesus wept
There's coffee in that cash grab.
10/10 should have used that for the post title!
I don't modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.
I don't get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that's the same that will be cheaper and more avalible
For real. I don't want X brand coffee in a Spock package.
I want Spock flavored coffee.
$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.
Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector's items anyway.
I doubt it is that. It's probably over-roasted garbage like most "gourmet" coffee.
“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”
Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol
Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.
Scotty, two to ~~beam~~ Bean up.
The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately
Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P
10Forward is leaking? It's an elaborate meme, right?
They better offer a rakajino or however that's spelled.
I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.
you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.
the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.