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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway's coffee.

I'm. I. Why??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don't know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I'm not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Captains choice, yet it's Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

But... I don't like that one....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Seriously! What an outrageous decision

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's coffee in that cash grab.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

10/10 should have used that for the post title!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I don't modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that's the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

For real. I don't want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

I want Spock flavored coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector's items anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I doubt it is that. It's probably over-roasted garbage like most "gourmet" coffee.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Here’s to the finest brew in Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Scotty, two to ~~beam~~ Bean up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The redshirt coffee makes you shit immediately

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Life is difficult for redshirts. Fortunately not for long though! :-P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

10Forward is leaking? It's an elaborate meme, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

They better offer a rakajino or however that's spelled.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bought some of the Star Trek branded wines a few years back. They were unremarkable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

you’re paying for the branded bottle, not the liquid inside.

the irony is that i wanted some of those wines, knowing they weren’t good, but i couldn’t order them because i live in one of the shitty states.