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Description: 3 panel comic of someone interacting with a cop during traffic stop

Conversation: Cop says "Do you know why I stopped you?" Driver responds "Because you're a class traitor?" Cop is too stunned to speak.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

I’m also a fan of the 30 Rock punchline: “Because you got straight C’s in high school?”

Probably misquoting, been quite a few years since I watched it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Don't you disparage the captain of the junior varsity wrestling team!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I fucking love that show. Such good writing.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The Jack Welch bits haven't aged well, but arguably in a way that's even better

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have a cousin that used that line, it didn't go well for him.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Like the cop would even understand that statement

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Then the cop shot him for resisting arrest. The end.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

The cop isn't stunned, he's just trying to understand what was said.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry, either decision branch results in police brutality.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No no, he’s “smelling a suspicious odor” and about to ask the citizen to step out of the car.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

4th panel is the cop beating them to death.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

OK but I want the official cop hat.

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