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Description: 3 panel comic of someone interacting with a cop during traffic stop

Conversation: Cop says "Do you know why I stopped you?" Driver responds "Because you're a class traitor?" Cop is too stunned to speak.

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 years ago

I’m also a fan of the 30 Rock punchline: “Because you got straight C’s in high school?”

Probably misquoting, been quite a few years since I watched it.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

Don't you disparage the captain of the junior varsity wrestling team!

[-] nikita@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

I fucking love that show. Such good writing.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago

The Jack Welch bits haven't aged well, but arguably in a way that's even better

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I have a cousin that used that line, it didn't go well for him.

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 years ago

Like the cop would even understand that statement

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Then the cop shot him for resisting arrest. The end.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

The cop isn't stunned, he's just trying to understand what was said.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't worry, either decision branch results in police brutality.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

No no, he’s “smelling a suspicious odor” and about to ask the citizen to step out of the car.

[+] lud@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago

The safest speed to drive is the speed of traffic, because the thing that's most likely to cause accidents is changing lanes or speed. Traffic is almost always moving faster than the speed limit, so the speed limit actually reduces safety. If they were designed based on the speed people feel comfortable driving then they'd be reasonable and safe, but that's not how they were decided. Speed limits are bad.

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The reason traffic moves at above the speed limit is that people see the speed limit and go slightly above it because it feels fine.

Speed limits are absolutely necessary in residential areas, and still a good thing on highways. High speeds are insanely fuel inefficient and they do also endanger people more.

My country has been debating putting a speed limit on highways that previously didn't have one so I've heard quite a lot about this topic.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

Sure, residential areas need them low, and highways need them but they should be based on data. The ones in the US are totally made up, and people go faster than them because they're too low. They should be set to the speed people feel comfortable going.

Also, changing speed is more inefficient than going fast. As long as things are flowing well, it's going to be better than traffic with speed fluctuations because some people are going slowly. The limit should be the speed of traffic.

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Can definitely agree they need to be context based, dunno how the situation there is in the US precisely.

I can also say from experience though that no speed limit doesn't mean there aren't tons of overtakes, and speed changes when overtaking isn't possible. Not everyone is comfortable with the same speed. If you have a 6 lane highway without speed limit here, you have trucks going 80 km/h on the rightmost lane, some cars following them at the same speed and other cars going around 100 that often use the rightmost lane too and then overtake every truck. Then cars going around 120 in the middle lane except some go 130 and others 110 so lots of overtakes happen. Then you have the leftmost lane where everything from 140-220 tends to be (def skews to the lower end though) and you can guess the result.

[-] shani66@ani.social 1 points 2 years ago

How bad it is I'm America: I've got a highway nearby with a speed limit of 45. It actually dips to 35 in places (specifically for speed traps).

[-] whoreticulture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Highway 1 does that in California but it actually makes sense because it's overlooking literal cliffs and there are often homes on the side of the road.

[-] whoreticulture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

But there's also a cost benefit here ... people may feel comfortable driving at speeds that are more likely to cause deadly accidents. Even if you can drive that fast, the outcome is so bad if you make a mistake, that you shouldn't.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because literally everything is made to pressure you, every demand is just slightly more than what you can achieve if you follow all the rules. By design.

Speeding is just a simple easy way for them to remind you. To teach you that youre prey.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Because I don't want too. Without taking the time to dig up resources John Oliver put it best that speed limits were decided on not by science or safety standards but what appears to be random guessing.

That said I follow rules, 10 over on low traffic interstate and highways, 5 over on low traffic main roads, speed limit everywhere else.

And pretty sure I read outside of impaired or distracted driving the thing that kills or injures most drivers is trying to make the yellow, not speed.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

bump up those numbers :-)

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

On track I've been up to 156, but I run out of road in my car and need to break at the end of the straight. 5th, 6th and 7th are all overdrive gears in my car and the intense acceleration transitions to normal car levels over 140mph sadly.

I am considering selling it and getting a faster one next year.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Drawn in the third panel

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago

4th panel is the cop beating them to death.

[-] egonallanon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

OK but I want the official cop hat.

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